by Paula Bosse
It’s been a long, hard slog of a week. What we all need is comical teeth and a long rubber tongue to help relieve some of this stress.
COMICAL TONGUE AND TEETH
If you want to look exceedingly funny,
just slip these teeth and tongue into place
and it will roll them in the aisles.
Let the tongue dangle around.
You don’t see a lot of ads around these days which include the word “dangle.”
I’ve got 15 cents burning a hole in my pocket, but I fear this ship has sailed. Come back, Joke Teeth and Tongue — the 21st century needs you. Bad.
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